Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Floss Anyone?

"I don't have many teeth left. What teeth I do have I keep in tip-top shape. Regular flossing is recommended. I prefer to use sheep wool to floss. It is quick and effective. When I forget to floss at home before leaving for work, I can just lean over and take a big bite of sheep wool and viola, beautiful clean chompers & healthy gums. I enjoy letting it hang out of my mouth too, it is fun to suck on. Keeps those wooly bitches out of my grill. Reminds them that I AM QUEEN!"



"Camera face chose to leave the giant sheep turd next to me, instead of editing it out, because it illustrated the rough and tough working dog story. I bite sheep and work in shit. Yes, I am a hard ass Queen."

13 comments:

Karen said...

She looks very devoted to her work! And don't we all 'step in it' from time to time! Thanks for the laugh! xx

Abbie said...

With my eldest I use something called Plaque Off for her teeth, it's seaweed grains that dissolve plaque. It's fantastic!

She is absolutely beautiful :)

James said...

Hi – Will you please post a link to your Blog at The Australian Shepherd Community? Our members will love it.
Members include: Aussie Owners, Breeders, Trainers, Rescues and Lovers.
It's easy to do, just cut and paste the link and it automatically links back to your website...
You can also add Photos, Videos, Rescues and Classifieds if you like.
Email me if you need any help or would like me to do it for you.
The Australian Shepherd Community: http://www.vorts.com/australian_shepherds/
Thanks,
James Kaufman, Editor

Sara said...
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Maggie said...

Yay! Glad your back, luv your posts and pics :)

Maggie

The girl behind the lens said...

So glad to have updates to read! :) Beth even looks like a hardass! Missing Ranger-stories though ... please? ;-)

Wingfall at dusk said...

Hurrah for Beth!!

RYKER said...

You look great, Beth! More power to the Queen!

Laura Carson said...

She is hard core. You are hard core. Lotso hard core to go around. :)

Steph said...

Adorable! I <3 dogs. And sheep!

fati said...

The Importance Of A Dog's Diet

http://your-dogs-diet.blogspot.com

Texas Czech said...

I really miss reading your posts and seeing the photos of the farm.

Texas Czech said...

I really miss reading your posts and photos of the farm.