Last week it was so cold we had dogs stuck to fire hydrants all over town.
But not Ranger, he was out doing his duty, preventing jolly ball tyranny.
"Jolly Balls are nuttier than squirrel turds if allowed to run free."
"This darn ball is slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree."
"I think I got it."
"Lemme hold it a bit till I get my teeth sunk in."
"Darn thing is slippery as snot on a door knob."
"Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I got it!"
"Yep, I am sharper than a cue ball."
"Ball Mayhem has been averted."
"I WIN! "