Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Hosers

Hello, my name is Brynn.

I am a hoser. 


 I am powerless over the hose. 


My life has become unmanageable...


All I can think about is the water shooting out of the end of the hose. 


The way it sprays on my face.


The water up my nose.


The adrenaline, the excitement...


I am unable to control my watery desires. 


The need is all consuming.


I want to become one with it. 


 I have lured my loved ones into this uncontrollable addiction. 


Now, I see her spiral out of control, succumbing to the power of the Hose. 


We are so hosed. 


I  have come to believe that only a power greater than ourselves can restore us to sanity. 


Then he shut off the water. 


Till next time we are lured into its web of addictive pleasure.  


Thank you, we are much cooler now. 

7 comments:

The Thundering Herd said...

You fought the hose and won - we think.

Karen said...

Great way to cool down on a hot day:)

I have one of those dogs, and two that run the other way!

sclmarm said...

I have wild and crazy hosers here... to the point the hose is half the length with many holes because of wild games of tug trying to kill the water snake. That's what happens when you mix some Jacks in with your Border Collies:) Max the Border Collie got so excited about a sprinkler that was on, he brought it in the garage to show me!

hobnob7 said...

I never laughed so hard at the commentaries to all the wonderful 'hosing' pictures!

Holly said...

Oh my gosh - Echo is completely obsessed too! I can't water any flowers without her attacking the spray! Her favorite thing is when we wash the car. I have heard of dogs getting water toxicity due to swallowing to much water while getting "hosed" so just be aware :) Our vet said it can be fatal.

Pat A said...

Love it. We have 2 water attackers and two the jump and twist in the spray, jump over it, etc. All totally enjoy it and on days in the high 90s and low 100s, it is a good cool break.

Kirby @ Dog.Nerd.101 said...

Awesome pictures! What do you shoot with? I have a Canon 5D, LOVE it! I have been lazy lately, but I am taking the dogs the mountains this wekeend and hoping to get a bunch of good stuff. I love the markings on your one BC... the black patch. My new Mudi pup is just as fun to shoot.. he's got this awesome little split face! Thanks as always for the great information and images!