One day at the Columbia River Gorge below the Wild Horse Monument near Vantage, WA....
Beth: Look, look, come quick LOOK!
Camera Face: Beth, dont get too close to the edge!
Beth: TOP OF THE WORLD MA!
Camera Face: Aaaagh! Beth, I know there is a pathway just below and it is an optical illusion...but you are still SCARING ME! Come back here!
Beth: Wait, wait....I can just see it.
Camera Face: What do you see?
Beth: Down there....she is floating away.
Camera Face: Oh my doG.....WHO IS FLOATING AWAY? Did someone fall?
Beth: She didn't fall, I pushed her.
Camera Face: You did WHAT? Pushed WHO?
Beth: I pushed Bonnie's fat arse off the edge. I am finally rid of her annoying bark and spotty face.
Camera Face: You did not! We left Bonnie at home. Why would you say such a thing?
Beth: Positive Visualization. Dream it and it will happen.
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